Northview High School (Faith Hill)

Jimmy Dean says:

October 30, 2017 at 12:16 pm

Twas the morn before Halloween, when what did we see?
But 27 PAX members denying themselves more sleep.
Scrooge, Brute, Pixar and Ozzie were there,
Though Splinter came late, no one seemed to care.
The PAX was eager, and Mr. Belding wanted more
Shoulder exercises so bear crawls were in store.
After a warm-up, Jimmy Dean lead them down,
Around the tree to the field, there would be no sad clowns.
Colonel seemed excited, Brita seemed to be in heaven,
When it was announced we would do some Hill Sevens.
Air Squats at the top and burpees at the bottom,
Worm and Sideshow sure did a lotta ‘dem.
Trinity and Hustle pushed themselves hard,
Ollie and Dauber ran like freight cars.
As the Hill Sevens came to an end,
The PAX shouted, “what is next my friend?”
Jimmy Dean, not to disappoint anyone at all,
Said, “We’re going down the field on all four for bear crawls!”
Ten yards did they go, then leg lunges between,
The PAX being strong as anyone had ever seen.
Cogsworth and Gadget pushed harder than ever,
While Romano and Rose said “What, quit?!? Never!”
Though Mickey was MIA, honored his spirit did we,
As we raced back down the field every 10 yards, a burpee.
Kitty and Honeymoon loved the bear crawl,
But Froman seemed to like Brita best of all.
While Mailman was worried the beatdown was over,
Mayor knew he had some energy leftover.
Next was crab walking back down the field,
With reverse lunges mixed in as we wanted to heal.
Back down the field did we go before a short rest,
Next was Guantanamo, as Bluto likes best.
As Mater and Klinger were looking for more thrills,
We split into three groups to go back up the hill.
Creating tunnels while one crawled through,
Back up that hill was what we must do.
When we got to top, what was in store?
But 100 merkins, air squats and more!
We wrapped it up with 36 merkins for Jimmy Dean,
The PAX was determined, fit and lean.
The prayer intentions were named as we finished the morn,
Thus was the day Jimmy Dean’s Sausage Grinder was born!

27 PAX: Scrooge, Brute, Pixar, Ozzie, Splinter, Mr. Belding, Jimmy Dean, Colonel, Brita, Worm, Sideshow, Trinity, Hustle, Ollie, Dauber, Cogsworth, Gadget, Romano, Rose, Kitty, Honeymoon, Mailman, Mayor, Bluto, Mater, Klinger

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