Southview High School (Fuse)

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   Joel "Bluto" Whitcomb says:

   May 20, 2018 at 10:47 pm

   QIC: Bluto & Mickey
   PAX: Wake, Cousteu, Kitty, Cogsworth, Splinter, Mr Belding, Trinity, Hustle, Dollywood, Poodle, LaVar, Brute, Sparkles, Ticket, Trapeze, FNG Jake the Snake, Froman, Android, Gadget, Mercy, FNG Garth, Sipe, Klinger, Brita, FNG McRib, Nails, Dauber, Mailman, Scrooge, Ozzie, Jimmy Dean, Mater, Bluto and The Micky

   5 Principles: YHC led us off with an early fumble on the 5 principles as he failed to remind people that he was not a professional. He will work on his humility. He did remember to read the disclaimer, though.

   The Thang: Mickey & Bluto both celebrate birthdays on 5/21 so we wanted to have a birthday party with several of our closest friends(and Belding). We started off with lining everyone up on the wet tennis courts for some suicide work. Sprint to the first line and do 10 squats then sprint back, sprint to the 2nd line and do 10 LBC’s(I gave the option of doing 10 mountain climbers for those too scared to get wet) then sprint back. Sprint to the 3rd line and do 10 side straddle hops and then sprint back. Sprint all the way to the end and do 10 merkins before sprinting all the way back. We completed four sets of these.

   Next up we had 6 cinder blocks to work with. Everyone got in columns of 5 or 6. Each person curled the 26lb cinder block 35 times before passing it to the next pax. While the rest of the column was waiting they were planking, doing Al Gores or sprinting the length of the court. I had planned to do some more exercises with the cinder block but we had 34 people and I had only planned for 20(thanks GroupMe HC fail).

   Mickey was handed the torch at this point and proceeded to ruin the party by announcing that it wouldn’t be a Mickey beatdown without bear crawls. Everyone lined it back up and bear crawled to every line on the tennis court. Once you hit a line you did a merkins. This was a “bear” of a beatdown because there were so many freaking lines! Down and back proved to suck the life completely out of this party. As everyone was sucking wind the real reason everyone showed up was about to begin. We split the pax and lined up to play dodgeball. Everytime you got hit you had to go and do 10 burpees but this proved difficult as you had to watch your head as the balls flew by while trying to do them. Belding initially refused to play out of fear of getting hurt but his slow running around the tennis courts soon got old and he wanted in on the game. Lots of fun was had and Froman showed us all how small his hands were by continuously dropping the ball as he wound up to throw. No injuries were sustained during this game Thank God and we all got to have some fun on this dreary Saturday morning:
   Counterama: 34 with 3 FNG’s
   Namarama:
   Know your 6: Kitty gave an impassioned speech about F3 and how its impacted his life. Reminded everyone that if you aren’t getting anything out of F3 than you probably aren’t putting anything in.
   Naming the FNG: Welcome Ted “Jake the Snake” Russo, Kyle “Garth” Keffer, Adam “McRib” Keller
   Prayer intensions: school shooting in Texas
   COT: YHC closed in prayer

   Thanks to everyone who came out and helped celebrate our birthday with us-Bluto & Mickey

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