Northview High School (Faith Hill)

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   Dauber says:

   May 20, 2018 at 10:34 am

   QIC – Dauber

   PAX -(27) Romano, Colonel, Splinter, Ozzie, Cogsworth,Hedgehog, Mole, Mickey, Scrooge, Bluto, Sideshow, Cousteau, Brute, Hustle, Poodle, Mailman, Worm, Mayor, Jimmy Dean, Glitch, Hacksaw, Ollie, Froman, Modell, Honeymoon, 1- FNG – Welcome Brian “Commodus” Vindictus
   Welcome to the Brew Crew

   Quick Review of what F3 stands for and our core principles. I forgot to mention the mission (don’t worry I did some self flogging as punishment), but I did roll out our new disclaimer for our FNG.

   Had to take a second and control my disappointment as Pixar and Belding missed another one of my Qs, but than I remembered what my life coach Stuart Smalley tells me at the end of every session “ You’re good enough, smart enough, and doggone it people like you!”

   We circled up and did some Phelps and arm circles as I tried to explain the inspiration for this beatdown – my college baseball coach – Brian Brewer.In hindsight, maybe using the phrase “the things he did to us” was the wrong thing to say to this group of degenerates; the Sandusky jokes came out in droves. We moseyed to the underutilized back of Northview for 20 downs.

   20 downs pretty simple – 20 Merkins, 20 LBCs, 20 SSH,19..,18, etc – At JCU we at times would do 40 downs in the wrestling room. Some may enjoy a hot crowded room full of sweaty men but I decided to keep it outside and make sure we had plenty of space.
   There were some “lady noises” coming from the direction of the Colonel and Froman was a sausage link of confusion as he was stuck between Mickey’s booming responses and YTC’s attempt at leading cadence (which was uneven at best – kind of like Scott Baio the last few seasons of Charles in Charge). BTW – did anyone ever watch that that show and think – that guy should speak at a national political convention? My money would have been on Tony Danza.

   Next exercise – Ben Markers or Aloisis(Progressive Squat Suicides) At JCU we would have to run this on the football field every 5 yards touch the line and Brew would be watching. Aloisi would not touch the line and we would have to start all over (that later he once had his pet alligator latch onto his nose was Karma). Ben Marker was the canary in the coalmine, when he puked we would stop running – If I had a $1 for every time someone begged “Marker stick your F$%^6ing finger down your throat “
   (see Splint I edited myself) I would have… $23. Anyways cones were set up and reconfigured for safety (thanks Mick and Modell) and we did suicides adding a squat every time you returned to the start – worked up to 10 (through some overachievers did 11 (due to lack of explanation)

   Kentucky Derby Relay – with some extra time left YTC pulled an Omaha- and split up the Pax into 2 groups (after an aborted draft) for a race of pure thoroughbreds. Bluto and Jimmy Dean led off with a battle reminiscent of Rocky and Apollo in III, all represented quite well and it was a miracle that no hammys were blown out. I had ribbons for everyone (so Honeymoon wouldn’t get upset) and YTC was comfortable in the role of Cherry Valance until Site Q Hedgehog called me out. I sheepishly sprinted to pick up the cones and we moseyed back for countarama, etc

   For know your 6 – I acknowledged Bluto -who was the first guy who pushed me during my earlystruggles at F3…If it wasn’t for him don’t know if Iwould’ve stuck it out.
   After a painful naming ceremony that was reminiscent of an Oscar speech gone awry- we landed on Commodus.
   Ended with a COT- #notpromisedtomorrow

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