The Oasis (Close Park)

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Date(s) - 02/06/2021
6:30 am - 7:30 am

The Q:

Close Park


boot camp, Toledo

Boot camp style workout.

Typical routine: warm-up with Merkins, stretching, side-straddle-hops, etc.  Then proceed to the playground equipment and/or field for running mixed with strength training.  Finish off with the C.O.P (circle of pain) for merkins, planks, ab work, supermans, etc.

SATURDAYS always followed up with 2nd F (fellowship) at Executive Diner on Sylvania.

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  1. Mathew Correia
    Mathew Correia says:

    AO – Oasis
    QIC – Cobra Commander
    PAX –Mr. Hand, Bob Vance, Socrates, GAP, Ticket, Beaker, and Nougat, We started at 6:30 with the core principles, started right away.
    Group 1: 5 3Down 1 UP Merkins, 5 Squats,1 minute count out for plank (for all 3 rounds), RUN TO Crayons, Wait on the 6 by doing SSHs or picking the 6 your choice Increase by 10 of each Repeat (exercises) till you get to 25,Proceed to Group 2 site.
    Group 2: 5 bench dips 5 Jungle Boy Squats 5 pull ups
    RUN TO Crayons, Wait on the 6 by doing SSHs or picking the 6 your choice Increase by 10 of each Repeat (exercises) till you get to 25,Proceed to Group 3 site.
    Group 3: 5 Burpees 5 Mt Climbers 5 Diamond Merkins
    RUN TO Crayons, Wait on the 6 by doing SSHs or picking the 6 your choice Increase by 10 of each Repeat (exercises) till you get to 25,Proceed to Group 1 site.
    Socrates was the 6, words of encouragement from him, spoke about accountability to him through F3 and the impact it has on him, he said you cannot sell F3, you experience it. GAP spoke of Socrates leadership in F3.

  2. Jimmy Dean
    Jimmy Dean says:

    Complete Game
    Q- Dauber
    PAX – Bambi, Wild Sprayer, Gap, Cobra Commander, Romano, Socrates, Nougat, Poodle, Chanel
    The cold affected both my brain and phone causing a brief delay. Synapses were misfiring so I avoided cadence all together. Also, I was a little preoccupied with my crotch as it was frozen from the earlier ruck. PAX carved out an ice-free area of the parking lot and we got down to business.
    Warmed up in the bullpen with an annoying number of SSH and the demo of two new exercises ( both in need of monikers) APs and Snapdowns.
    Innings were based on the length of a song; new song, new inning.
    1st Inning – 10 Merkins, 10 Imperial Walkers (2 is 1), Jog repeato
    2nd Inning 10 4-count squats, group count Plank, repeato

    3rd Inning 10 Plunges , 10 pointers, (both 1 is 1) repeato

    4th Inning – Jog – Arm Circles (Partner Runs, other does arm circles)

    5th Inning; 5 WMDs, 10 1 Leg Bird Dips, Jog, repeato

    6th Inning Group Lunge Hold / 10 Dry Docks, repeato

    7th Inning STRETCH

    8th Inning 10 Mountain Climber/ 10 Splinter Kicks

    9th Inning 10 Merkins, 10 Lunges

    Extra Innings APs, Snapdowns, fast feet ( except for the Q)

    CoR, NoR, Socrates was the Magnificent Seven a few of lavished praise while he stood in the circle clearly uncomfortable, NoR

    Oasis Scouting Report 2/6

    Conditions – cold as a witch’s tit + a well digger’s ass.

    Cobra Commander – dressed like he was part of an elite Alpine Rescue team; performed like he was part of an elite Alpine Rescue team. ( Elite here meaning exceptional at a skill, not the suburban meaning – my dad can write a 4 figure check so therefore I am elite.)

    Wild Sprayer – for a guy just off the COVID DL list, he was exceptional. That he rucked and stayed for beatdown before work is impressive ( bordering on elite). Might enjoy Pride Rock a bit too much.

    Romano – another guy who was out for a month and just killed it today. Great hearing his baseball stories on the ruck and watching him just plain get after it every inning.

    Bambi – unfazed by a spill on the ice during the ruck. This guy is a bat flipper. Don’t sleep on him. The Oasis is going to try and keep him on the 40 man roster.

    Nougat – had to go under the blue tent for a while with some frostbitten hands. Gutsy return to the diamond when the game was on line.

    Gap – guy could probably make Len Dykstra blush; appreciate his willingness to push social norms in the cancel culture era. Form was elite; probably could have made a helluva ballerina if he had chosen that route.

    Poodle – reminds me of myself (without the rumbling or the bumbling). Still has some smooth in his game. Having him next to Gap in the order can be problematic as GAp will down just about any path to hear the Poodle’s approving chuckle.

    Chanel – not the strongest thrower but he is a high motor guy. If the Oasis had any walls he would run through them for you – performed like a top of the order guy this morning.

    Socrates – Pencil him in the 3 spot. Looks and lives like a Viking – If you gave that guy a shield and axe I think he could pillage an entire settlement on his own. Great combo of brains and brawn


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